Dogbert, whose origins are obscure at best (we THINK he's a
shepherd-rottweiler-pit-bull-trial-lawyer mix), is ACEBO's executive
vice president for customer relations (aka "Collections").
He's a nice enough mutt when he's happy, but he gets very upset with
people who owe him money. Our advice is to steer clear of Bert.
3-12-03: Bert is no longer with us. At his request, no services will be held. To steal a line from City Slickers, "Lord, I give you Bert. Try not to piss him off." R.I.P. Dogbert.
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